The brother who then moved out and we never heard from him again! Coronavirus? For a start, look at me. I hated them. Itll just melt! And when we do, we will see Lila again. He bidged! Missy, Claire and Prissy were about to die, then he goes (kneeling on one knee) Saturn will you go to the homecoming dance with me? It was so cute! Ya better watch it, doggie-o. (Pause.) Actor leaps out, pantomimes hugging rescuers.) Anyway, I cant control it. What? You cant tell anyone you saw me here. But what do I say? Okay What do you want most in the world? Every day you wake up and put on multiple outfits and hope one isnt too revealing or slutty or hope its not too boring or basic because the standards people set for you are either high or low and you have to meet the standard or you have to go above and beyond to prove that you are something. Im takin Trout. How did he know I wanted this? Listen up children of the world: Santa is not the one who made your train sets, and your dolly houses and your walkie talkies. That feels right to me. As Maya Angelou says, You may write me down in history with your bitter twisted lines. Rabbit: Eeyore, what are you doing down there? You don't understand how many times I've heard this kind of thing already. You never can tell with bees. Homework. By the time we did all that, the period was almost over. Now Pooh had some very unusual adventures and they all happened right here in the Hundred Acre Wood. About five jumped onto me and attacked me. He has completely taken over the family computer. Ill try not to let it happen again. No ones ever told me Im ugly. Still dont know why he decided to teach English. Oh, so now youre available. Hooray! Im just in this circle of unhappiness because I dont look like I want to. It makes me feel proud. (Referencing stuffed rabbit) Mrs. Bunny says I cant go, and you know nothing will change her mind. You know what chocolates made of? My dad works a lot and I think thats why hes mad all the time. You have no one to talk to. Even my best friend wont talk to me anymore, the humiliation is probably too much for her. You know, like those guys who used to have to break up rocks when they were sent to jail? Sometimes I feel like the only one in the whole class who has problems with learning. How did they do that? By: Thalia O., Lakewood, CA, USA, Age 16 Gender: Male or Female Genre: Comedy Description: A teen shows off an ability to read minds. The sound of sirens echoed in the distance. You know what, maybe Baby Erk isnt so bad? But then I realized that tears were overflowing from her eyes. Its just that I feel so insecure and overwhelmed. Nothing. Its blank. Love, Jack (Grabs paper folds it up, and puts it in an envelope), First Place Winner! There you go. But I think they are rather nice against my fangs and surely, she would understand that. Sure, he might be a King of the Underworld and the pomegranate trick was a bit wicked, but we seem to be a perfect match! Upon glancing at the text one of the first, striking features of the poem is the use of parentheses. But I guess that led to something wonderful because when Grandma, Nene, found out I got to live with her in America. We havent talked in a long while. Sorry folks, its not gonna start raining men until that water goes down. I have to go. I hurried to get out of the shop, and of course, I tripped and spilled the coffee all over the place. Did you know I changed my name? Especially when the characters are so interesting that want to be them. Blockade Meaning In Tamil, Well, I walked into the bathroom to do my lady things and after I came out, I noticed something on my blanket. Eeyore is a donkey who lives a very sad life. Or a skating rink! You also cant keep it in your pocket. I pretend to love my job, since I work for less than minimum wage, and my boss would fire me if I even suggested a raise. He told me that in elementary school all the kids poked at him for being short. She didnt even notice until I was in math. Oh, did I make you cry? You hope and hope no one criticizes your hair or your clothes or your makeup. One time, we pretended to be in Atlantis, beneath the sea. Its all Greek to me! Not to worry. He really wants to catch the mouse because the rehydrated foods all taste the same. Deoxyribonucleic acid. Second Place Winner By: Brooke E., Little Rock, Arkansas, Age 14 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A snobby fencing instructor gets a comeuppance. Easy. Third Place Winner! By: Emma Gordon, Age 12, New York, USA Description: A college student shares a lesson in empathy with her friend. This is how it actually went: (turns head from left to right) Yup, thats right. I wasnt asked to do any chores, or finish my homework, and I didnt have to attend Uncle Wyatts funeral. By: Ellyse Blackburn, Age 13, Michigan, USA Description: A casket finally finds a purpose. A hunting trophy. I didnt go to Charleston Maxwell Private Academy to be disregarded! Even though a run scores, it doesnt even matter. I cant wait! Well, not any more than the next person, I guess. Just for trying to say hello? Wait a sec. Straight. Yes, I was driving but we were both drunk. Have a good day at work! Its important?Well, go ahead. Now things are different and unstablelike a terrible patchwork put together. I hope so. Forcing residents to get their 99 virgins the old fashioned way. Have I reached the pandemic response team? Waking up felt like a job. Do you ever think about how being alive, and actually living, are two completely different things? Hes coming to pick me up this weekend in his Camaro. I wear normal clothes. The power is out. Face to face. And I was left with absolutely no fortune at all, since the brother seemed to have a gambling problem. Ive learned to somewhat cope with the silence and to, rather reluctantly, live on my own in a house I could never call my home. Trust me, it did. Okie dokie. Narrator: Without question, something was troubling Eeyore, and while his friends puzzled over his unusual behavior, Eeyore followed the stream back to his gloomy spot which became even gloomier than usual. Wed create imaginary worlds, complicated worlds, under the moon. I mean cmon people. Thats unfortunate because my cat really wants to come with me on the blimp. He was what? I didnt even think about it, officer. And help yourself, Pooh. You take a deep breath, approach the troll, and ask for your pencil back. Bye. I was so dumb. First, we dont ask to be here then BOMB, were in the world with all these worldly duties that we have, like to be nice to your neighbors, go to school, grow up and be something, blah blah you know the rest. Those painted on faces, fake smiles, and pretend emotions are all designed to fool you into thinking theyre good. Guess I'll have to get used to it., It's an awful nice tail, Kanga. Everyone was so better than me at everything. We used to know everything about each other. He totally knows I am coming. But that would be fatal, so thats super unrealistic. Not to mention that my mom would kill me. This is a surprise! I got my bachelors, two masters, my PhD, met your dad, and then I had you. Too Trump! 3. Especially since they have tamed me into a protector. I didnt have a choice. T I double Ga eR. Maybe if I fold some cranes, all my struggles would be solved (laughs). My throat will get really dry and Ill stutter like theres no tomorrow. If youre ever looking for a nice, quiet, safe place to sleep rough in a city, try a graveyard. Vanilla with Vanilla and Chocolate with Chocolate. But shes gone. I wasnt paying attention when my mom was telling me. Humiliating! I went up to the counter to pay. I got him to tell me the datescost me a carrot and I headed on up there. Oh I hope nobody answers. However, I know not everyone will like me, but at that time it made sense. You know, the L word? I will strike at midnight, and they wont see it coming. (looks in the rearview mirror, scared, and then yells in frustration) Oh no. Now it is all over because I made one mistake. I want things too, but for now I have to be a mother to my brothers, fight suicidal thoughts, figure out how not to fear men, and try to sort out what normal means. What confuses me most is that girls genuinely think guys can decipher what they say. (stops moving) So, what happened? This document is intended for educational purposes. For years just the thought of it gave me nightmares. I guess he noticed how lost and scared I looked, because he gestured for me to hide with him. On my seat! Since the bears house, Ive stayed in some of the finest places in the world! Yells as he exits.) Go find someone else you can trick into going all mushy and stupid only to have his heart torn out and smashed like a wine glass at a Jewish wedding. [Narrator] So the Hundred Acre Wood got floodier and floodier, but the water couldn't come up to Christopher Robin's house, so that's where everyone was gathering. I began to tear up, and you just opened your eyes and smiled. Well, well, Pooh too! The voices of the two gunmen made my skin crawl. Seven days of playing with whatever I wanted and eating cookies and milk for every mealnow thats a vacation! I accidentally did ask you one time. For example I havent got a rhyme for bother. Ill be there early. Here are his picks for Disney monologues for women. Ive had to replace the lightbulb twice already, so Ive decided to tape a pillow to the lightbulb. Today is the day of THE audition. Get yourself together! You will find your way back. Gender: Female Genre: Comedic. Before you say no, just hear me out! I might have gotten a little heated. Really, I just have to get these words out of my system. Now go to bed for real! Thats the bell tower; its 2 oclock! Just listen to what Im about to say, okay? Or her disco ball hair, hands or songs. Wait, here comes a girl. Ugh. If I fail this, then I have a B on my report card, then Ill lose motivation and then that B will turn into an F and then boom! I dont like chocolate and there is nothing you can do to make me think otherwise. Youve got to find that guy. Wondering what happened. [Owl] It is my considered opinion that Eeyore's tail should be placed a trifle to the a right. Now her cousin was not only gifted on the glockenspiel, but being a screech owl, also sang soprano in the London Opera. You didnt expect that did you Yeah, I didnt either. You are calling the flight attendant to call the police? I swear, I have to run all over the place, pushing people aside in order to get a signal. Say, aren't you that stuck up bear? He would never tell us which one. Ugh its turn, of course, its the turn Dolly. Second Place Winner! What will they do when I tell them Im done? Who would even buy such a stupid thing? I pledge allegiance to the flag of thewait a minute. Welcome back to another day of online school. I understand that I am interviewing you for the accountant position here. What, those are already getting outdated? Or maybe the perfect day would just be a regular, calm day in elementary school. Youll find out mighty quick that Im a force to be reckoned with. I am here. I thought it was kind of like a drill, you know, like it would only last 1 or 2 days, and it would be over. Ignore the fresh, yeasty scent RINGO, NO, DONT POUNCE! Funny, isnt it? Can you- Could you repeat that slower, sir? Southern California Wind Forecast, No, ellipsis, we will not be taking a vote! So, so much for committing a felony in hopes of getting a date. I mean the world would be better without them, right? The Emperor's New Groove. They need you. (Singing) But he is mine, he is mine. Also germs. Like Wow, youre like three feet tall. NO IM 5 FOOT ONE QUARTER, idiot. You see, when I was little, I was a naughty troublemaker. (Speaks like talking to a dog) Good boy. In this monologue hes talking to Jason, his best friend, about an important decision that lie ahead: Stay in the now and accept what you have, or leave this world behind for the unknown.Jason, I want to ask you something. I wanna work at this design store and show people my talent, and you wanna run away? Stop being so selfish and appreciate what you have. Look, I really have to tell you this. Dangit. Great! Deep breathe After I calmed down, I thought, never mind, it will still be my story, Ill just look a bit different. Sit back and enjoy the Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, and Piglet too. And I know one step is all it would take for me to finally, truly fly. Ooh! People used to live without power all the time. I just hope he doesnt bring his helmet. I cant believe this; Im locked out again. They just hung up. He constantly runs away from you, scratches up everything you own, and attacks your face if you get too close. No one sees me cry. (standing) I guess Ill just have to keep going even though this eerie forest is making me feel like Im going insane. I wonder if it would do it again. I beg for this case to be dismissed before my company suffers further. Im not talking to her. Show your power in this mini monologue where Jasmine stands up to. What do you mean you are busy? Can you can you help me? Only the urge is like 10 times stronger and sometimes if I dont steal the watch, wallet, ring, or whatever then I feel really nauseous and I vomit. But I wasnt in the mood to play her games. Everything is so tiny. I was scared to take on such a big role. Barely. Oh! Theyre not going to find me until my rotting corpse starts stinking up the building. By: Astra Baker, Age 16, New York, USA Description: her wedding, a bride is in her head overthinking what forever would mean. Im not such a bad guy if you really get to know me. P-P-Piglet. (starts texting) Id like to tell you something. I would use any excuse in the book to not have to perform. But this time it was different. ohoh They did that? Was it something I said? Right now, I want all ears please there was a prophesy that means a prediction by the Gods that if anybody ate anything from the Underworld, they would have to stay there. By: Jack Lassman, Age 13, New York, USA Description: Sharon, a mother from Savannah, Georgia, speaks to her group of friends. I just sent it. Thats the Greek word for hello, for your information. We all exist from the moment we come into life thats just how it is, its like a chore. Im not! It is not known if early trauma contributed to this condition, but it is clear that Eeyore experiences significant psychological distress. I dont know what I ever found in that guy. As this sash was laid upon me I swore to uphold the standards of Miss Fortune. Even though it wasnt part of my route, I ran right over to the parking lot and sat down outside the gates. I mean, who wants to sit inside and do nothing, am I right? endobj Can I stay here for a couple of days while I figure out what to do? It just asked me to write a three-page paper about the civil war. I am not spoken to unless I speak first. Well, thats okay. Until one day he left and didnt come back. My one aunt is certain Im Vanilla, my uncle thinks Im chocolate. Theres this thing called emancipation. No, I loved dinner. I thought to myself, how can this morning get any worse? Everyone melts eventually. Oh, no you dont! Or maybe the perfect day would be playing with my cousin at my old house with no chaos or drama to disrupt it all. I told you already. It was just a tradition. Rabbit: When you bounced Eeyore into the river! Thats disgusting! Instead, you drop it back in his trolly, swollen hand and say, uh, you can keep it.. I do it with my husband, too. Because loving him took my life. I suppose I shall have to find another one. Ill tell yall one more story. Stop it, MOM, you cant call me at work anymore. UHHHH. I have to go now. Needs planks for bracing. I just decided to leave and go to my car. Genre: Dramatic. Its so helpless cant you see? Then I found out there is actually a name for what I am. The poor thing spent her last months folding and folding and folding. What things you may ask? I grabbed the handlebars of my bike, and then came the roar. The man I knew was short-tempered, distant and narcissistic. Today is my birthday. Oh no, this is bad, this is really bad. Youre going to be sorry you asked. She really is the best. (Throws paper on ground and leaves the podium.). But every time I try to do something with my teeth I get shooed out. Theres no way to get them off there. She must be. Santa is where? Im sorry for many things. Oh yeah, I just had my birthday. Deandre Baker Contract, Oh for the love of-I didnt say sit down! Genre: Comedy. Alright already, let the woman wear what she wants okay? It obviously wasnt my fault because why would I do things that would upset her on purpose? Mom!!! Im the one who calls the shots around here, see? Maybe if I tell you about all the things we did, and who we used to be together, youd remember. (Archibald nods, then shrieks, flailing his sword around). I have a hair and make-up artist and a personal trainer. So, of course I said yes, and when he gave me his ring and his helmet hit me on the head. Yes, I understand all the girls are in shock, or admitted to the hospital because thebut you can imagine thats how they would all respond. Theres a girl that doesnt live too far from me, and shes pretty nice. "By the Mystic Monologues of Munnopor" Second Place Winner! Nothings happening. Piglet: Perhaps I can get Eeyore a balloon! Oh, you like her? Piglet: I have one at home! Im grinding my teeth. We ran out of money and he was calling, begging, his voice thick as honey. How does that make me feel? Yes, and it went something like this: You dont get to be sorry. First off, the research opportunities at your university are mind blowing! And I have thought about this for a long time Mom, so I hope you can be accepting. From the outside looking in, it seems as though I have a lot of friends, but no one knows the real me. Third Place Winner! Try swishing it. I know it may be a shock to some of you and others might have guessed it but yeah. He is sailing clean out of the book. But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers. (Angrily) And you want to know why we lost, Jack? Are you okay? Eventually, Dad stopped coming to dinner. 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I just love watching humans scramble for power and kill each other in the process. I was so excited that I told Tom about it, and yknow what he said? What you dont know is that one fateful night I went to that bridge over the river of death, and instead of dropping my own life in there, I dropped the trappings of it. Isn't this a clever disguise? They were this incredible shade of blue, so bright and full of life. "Poem by Eeyore by A.A. Milne". Elroy comes up to me and says, Howd you like to be the coolest kid in school? Move out of my way, I tell him, but he says, No, really. Narrator: So Pooh had a little something. Im no eejit. You have no idea how hard it is for our kind!, By: Alyvia Taylor, Age 12, Florida, USA Description: An African American woman expresses her frustration and anger about the injustice she has experienced due to prejudice and racism. , pushing people aside in order to get used to it., it seems as though I thought! 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